Confession

Strange things I call my children ...

Raith

The Grub

Scrubby Grub

Scrumpit

Scrumpy

Scrumperdink

Boogle

Mushy

Moogie

Smoochy Poop

Punkin Butt

Raithy Rooter

Ari

Squeezy Boy

Goober

Dancin' Man

Mister Man

Ari VanStinker Butt

Booger

Stinkpot

... I try not to do it in public. I wouldn't want to be one of those embarrassing Mothers.